YOU ARE NEVER LONELY WHEN YOU HAVE CRABS sarcasm-shirt so it feels as good

so it feels as good as the best funny t-shirts should

The dark water

this graphic tee has a way of making strangers do a slow blink and then burst out laughing

or any time you want to wear your thoughts on your sleeve (literally)

because somebody's got to keep those big birds in line

YOU ARE NEVER LONELY WHEN YOU HAVE CRABS sarcasm-shirt so it feels as goodAbout This Design A vintage woodcut crab reclines in a striped beach chair at golden hour sunglasses on, tropical cocktail raised, the picture of dignified coastal leisure. Bold retro lettering arches overhead: 'YOU ARE NEVER LONELY WHEN YOU HAVE CRABS.' So charming. So wholesome. So plausibly innocent. And then it isn't. Why You'll Love This Shirt It reads clean at the family crab boil and lands filthy the second someone actually reads it. Comfort