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Combine the tackiest holiday tradition with the bleakest philosophical truth in one glorious existential package
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A statement piece that stirs both thought and style
Stay cozy while pointing out the iconographic overlap between gift redistributors and class consciousness advocates
Enlightenment through honest apparel
Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Sweatshirt Color:Black Combine the tackiest holiday traditionWear this brilliant combination of holiday pop song and French rationalism while staying warm through winter heartbreak. Perfect for anyone who believes romantic disappointments require philosophical frameworks to properly process. Cogito ergo I'm over you.
