Red: Summon: Esper Valigarmanda - Red 4s tend to be a dime a dozen in cubes with rares in them, but not a lot stand out from the crowd aside from Headliner Scarlett (since it usually just ends the game) and Pyrogoyf (which usually kills something, or someone.) I like that this does what the usual haste suspects do - deal some form of evasive damage, but this one lets you eventually cast something from the graveyard if it survives, which is a good bonus if this doesnt just die in combat
Its also great against Continuous Spells/Traps and Field Spells, getting rid of things like Kozmotown without triggering its effect or wiping out an entire field of Monarch Spell/Trap Cards in one go
Creature - Horror Zombie Alien The Master, Gallifrey's End Make Them Pay Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control dies, you may exile it
If you take your mobile phone and get your torch and shine it on the card, so as you shine it on the card, because it doesn't have that inner layer, it passes through really easily
This card is definitely going to dominate some tables in Commander and honestly seems cEDH viable
These means that only 3 graded submission from that list this year are from sports and other categories