Teysa Karlov gives our creature tokens a huge buff with vigilance and lifelink
It wasn't easy to pull off Sliver Queen, but you certainly got paid off in return with an endless supply of tokens that would have whatever extra abilities you'd care to scrounge up if you felt the need for them
The first is in-game
Also, unlike most other Moogles, he doesn't really say "Kupo" very often
Next, the creature you reanimate with these bullies is goaded and given haste, meaning it must attack someone who isnt you, then is exiled at the end of the turn, meaning it cant be used against you during a future turn
Given how much Magic has changed since Saviors of Kamigawa, could Neon Dynasty possibly live up to my hopes and expectations of being a set that would inspire many new Commander decks and provide powerful cards for the 99, while also being a flavorful return to the Kamigawa I remember and love