The more sensible reason: should graveyard-based combos become fast enough, being able to deploy a Crypt without breaking up your curve can ensure you keep up
Throw in the fact that Djeru's Resolve works very well with exert creatures, allowing you to prevent the damage during combat and have them untapped for your next untap phase, and it becomes even stronger
I read the rules but needed a little more hands-on experience to get the nuance of damage and equipping timing
Archon of Cruelty seems like one option, and potentially you could be using this with Sneak Attack, dropping out huge creatures then sacrificing them to this to get more creatures
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If you already dont like the physical form of the game, playing it online is not going to change your mind