This is obviously a super random card, but I think it will do what you want often enough to be worth playing For Limited, this might be the best card in the cycle
Like most Magic: The Gathering cards, the value of Vampire of the Dire Moon depends on a few consistent factors: its rarity, the printing and finish (regular or foil), its physical condition, and the set it was printed in (Core Set 2020)
If you're worried about facing the card Naturalize, you can simply build your deck with no artifacts or enchantments
One is a guaranteed card featuring the franchise mascot, Pikachu, with a unique illustration of the character reaching for a hamburger
These are the odds for each card: Pawmot full-art: 12.66% Floatzel: 23.84% Machamp: 15.82% Ekans: 23.84% Bidoof: 23.84% While the Pawmot card is a full-art version of the existing Pawmot card from the Shining Revelry set, Machamp and Bidoof are alternate art reprints, and Floatzel and Ekans are new cards with new attacks
309.2b A dungeon card thats brought into the game is put into the command zone until it leaves the game