Which is a shame, because well, just look at them
Throw this on some of the new, nasty creatures that punish them for blocking like Phyrexian Vindicator or, its scarier and much more blockable friend, "Phyrexian Vindicator with a Colossus Hammer"
Here's a gallery of some of my favorite doctored cards
Take NarukamiKnights Quickbeam, which can give your creatures a nickname, of course. Or their Goblin Fireleaper (right of the top left above), which Ill let you read for yourself
(It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.") 7.3/10$0.23 Emergency Eject Instant Destroy target nonland permanent
Combine that with some ramp spells, or even just your natural land drops throughout a game, and youll quickly find yourself up in life and lots of cards in hand