talion mtg card Talion, the Kindly Lord [301] [Borderless] [Wilds of Eldraine] [Foil] – Face to Face Games Talion, The Kindly Lord |

1 Zaxara, the Exemplary1 Altered Ego1 Capricopian1 Corpsejack Menace1 Feral Hydra1 Gadwick, the Wizened1 Gargos, Vicious Watcher1 Genesis Hyd

Reddit user matahxri comments on the card being "ugly and senseless," both in terms of the action on the card and the ridiculous outfits that the creatures are wearing

That the world needed the answer to

On top of that, the promo code for MTGA is sometimes only usable once per account so they aren't worth anything to most people

If you want to get really crazy, you can even play a 5-color commander

It makes sense to make this text ubiquitous when you want cards to hit planeswalkers but not players (or creatures), but Im accustomed to more upside in my five mana removal that hitting a mythic rare card every now and then