Goad is a powerful mechanic and can help you win games quickly when other players are busy attacking each other, because thats what youve saddled them up with
Red: Summon: Esper Valigarmanda - Red 4s tend to be a dime a dozen in cubes with rares in them, but not a lot stand out from the crowd aside from Headliner Scarlett (since it usually just ends the game) and Pyrogoyf (which usually kills something, or someone.) I like that this does what the usual haste suspects do - deal some form of evasive damage, but this one lets you eventually cast something from the graveyard if it survives, which is a good bonus if this doesnt just die in combat
In a Commander deck with K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth at the lead, you can turn the black mana in your spells into Phyrexian mana, letting you pay two life instead of paying the cost
The Suplex card is a tabletop recreation of the moment Sabin suplexes a train in Final Fantasy 6
I can definitely see commanders like Prosper, Tome-Bound and Magda, Brazen Outlaw loving this card
Upon coming back, I went deep down the rabbit hole of what the game had to offer, jumping into formats like Commander, Modern, and Legacy, while also seeing what all the fuss was with stuff like Cube