Marriage Is Like a Deck of Cards T-Shirt – Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs & Spades Size:M or a soul-crushing truth bomb

or a soul-crushing truth bomb — you didn’t mean it

petty friendships

and an alarming collection of things that should make any potential boyfriend stop and reconsider his life choices

Just the iconic disappointment of “New Coke”—served flat

Long before self-help books

Marriage Is Like a Deck of Cards T-Shirt – Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs & Spades Size:M or a soul-crushing truth bombDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Marriage is a lot like a deck of cards. In the beginning, everything is easy. You've got two hearts. You've got a diamond. Life is good. Every text message is exciting, every date feels magical, and somehow neither of you has discovered the other person's ability to leave cabinet doors open. Then time passes. The honeymoon phase fades. The mortgage arrives. Somebody develops strong opinions about thermostat