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Upgrade 7 IN: Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis is another card that is banned in Modern for being too good

During your opponent's turn, if you activate a Spell/Trap Card or effect while this card is in your GY (except during the Damage Step): You can Tribute 1 Spellcaster monster

These are silly, but I like them

Then as the game goes on and you are more able to affect the morbid trigger you can use Slip to take out whatever you need

Assassins aren't a very commonly played creature type, so outside of someone else playing an Assassin-based deck, Raise the Palisade will get rid of most creatures

I like the flavour text a lot, thank you.