pokemon cards charizard base set 1999 Holo 1st Edition CGC 10 #4/102 style setup or your main portfolio 1999 Pokémon 1st Edition Base

Entirely Normal Armchair So this is like Cheatyface

You dont even need to necessarily have it in your hand.

(Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) Whenever a goaded creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to its controller

Wizards of the Coast hasn't given an official reason for why they are doing this, but it's a fairly easy guess: licensing (that they failed to acquire)

Comet will then go live on a farm, where he'll be very happy but will miss you terribly

But there is actually a more simple way to deal with this problematic artifact once the burden of using it becomes too great: use the legend rule to your advantage