One of the things I dislike about playing aggressive decks is how they often scoop to sweepers ranging from Anger of the Gods to Supreme Verdict
Bloated Contaminator With bloated stats and all-upside text, Bloated Contaminator is a beating for infect/toxic decks
After the cards are printed, they are treated with a thin layer of plastic laminate sealant for long-term durability, they are cut up, and they are sorted into booster packs
The copy is an Illusion and isnt legendary, so it sidesteps the legend rule entirely
The Budget Alternatives I've had discussions with people who concede to me that yes, they would rather not run Cyclonic Rift in every single Blue deck
Card Text: Whenever an opponent loses life during your turn, if your speed is 1 or greater, increase your speed by 1