A new Tauros card is fairly simple, being a basic Pokmon with 100 HP and a single attack called Fighting Tackle
Id actually consider running it if it were a 2-mana 1/3 with the same ability, but as is, its just a fun card to consider in samurai and attack trigger decks
that Brokers-level text hack reminds me a lot of The Grand Tour
Akki Battle Squad Anzrag, the Quake-Mole Aurelia, the Warleader Aurelia, the Warleader Balthier and Fran Bloodthirster Bumi, Unleashed Combat Celebrant Fear of Missing Out Godo, Bandit Warlord Godo, Bandit Warlord Hellkite Charger Karlach, Fury of Avernus Lightning Runner Moraug, Fury of Akoum Najeela, the Blade-Blossom Najeela, the Blade-Blossom Najeela, the Blade-Blossom Obeka, Splitter of Seconds Port Razer Raiyuu, Storm's Edge Raph & Leo, Sibling Rivals Raphael, Tag Team Tough Scourge of the Throne The Incredible Hulk Tifa, Martial Artist omer, Marshal of Rohan
Along with tapping for Green, it also has hideaway, which means you get to look at the top four cards of your library and then exile one of them facedown
The first card that comes to mind here is Repay in Kind, which you can cast after having drained yourself into single digits
