Whatever your method, you're going to need to narrow down what you're playing
You can make unusual strategies, and make cards that are normally terrible absurdly overpowered
If another creature enters the battlefield as or becomes a copy of Pirated Copy, it will copy whatever Pirated Copy is copying, be a Pirate in addition to its other types, and have "Whenever this creature or another creature with the same name deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card." (2022-12-02) If Pirated Copy doesn't enter the battlefield as a creature (such as by copying an artifact or land that became a creature), it doesn't become a Pirate, though it still has the granted triggered ability
Think of it like Gray Merchant of Asphodel, and youll see how much potential it has
Mana Confluence + Starting Town Mana Confluence and its cousin Starting Town spend life throughout the game
His 1/3 body for 2 is fine enough to help stall a bit, but his ability to open up off color kicker or fix splashes is really big, and its done without having to give up advancing your board or losing mana on transition