Because it is being destroyed and still has defense counters on it, instead of being defeated with no defense counters
Let's revaluate this dapper despot, and try to brew a deck around him that can thrust him back into the spotlight
Only two normal cards remain valued above $10: Everybody Lives
If you have a ton of small equipped creatures, you should be attacking with them, generally speaking
Unfortunately, haste will likely go unused when attaching this equipment to new creatures due to the incredibly high cost of equipping it
Activate only as a sorcery.) POWER/TOUGHNESS 9/9 ILLUSTRATOR Adam Paquette LEGALITIES Standard Future Historic Timeless Gladiator Pioneer Modern Legacy Pauper Vintage Penny Commander Oathbreaker Standardbrawl Brawl Competitivebrawl Alchemy Paupercommander Duel Oldschool Premodern Predh Tlr LANGUAGES EN FR DE ZH-CN JP RULINGS 2020-11-10 If one of the tokens somehow is under another player's control as the delayed triggered ability resolves, you can't sacrifice that token