I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray Available in multiple colors

Available in multiple colors

The contrast does exactly what you think it does

Ideal for anyone who's got that dog in them and isn't afraid to show it

the design features a detailed behavioral analysis diagram of a cougar — complete with clinical annotations that

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I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray Available in multiple colorsAbout This Design A grinning retro pitchman in a mustard cardigan presents a misting ultrasonic humidifier with the full sincerity of a 1950s appliance ad. Underneath, bold distressed type reads "I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER" and below that, in flowing greeting card cursive: "cause I can't breathe without her." The wholesome staging does the setup. The headline does the crime. The love note flips the whole thing into something almost sweet. Why